Three times women have, unprompted, described in detail what would happen to me if they kicked me in the balls.

So these situations were really strange. What I mean by strange is that in all three situations women have out of nowhere faked a hit to my balls and proceeded to laugh and tell me all about the events and feelings I would endure afterwards. They were extremely embarrassing and pretty unbelievable for me at the time and are gonna seem like some sort of erotic fantasy, but I assure you, these have happened to me not once but at least three times. Its actually happened more times in less detail but these are the best ones. It pretty much solidified for me that there are at least some women that think about our balls as a weakness often, and they at the very least get off on embarrassing us about it.

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**#1**

The first time this ever happened to me, it was a surprise. I just started college and I think during Christmas break I went back home. There was a concert at my old highschool and some old friends and I decided to use it to meet up because we used to be involved in the music program. During the intermission, a girl I used to have a sort of fling with came up to me to say hi. She suggested we go outside to catch up so I agreed and went out with her and another girl that was her friend. There was no way to predict what was about to happen. For some context that probably explains why this girl wanted to embarrass me, at one point she asked me out to prom and I turned her down so I could take a different girl.

I followed Chelsey and her friend to an area away from the doors of the school to an area with benches without anyone else around. I'm standing there facing the girls chatting about what we've been up to when Chelsey suddenly, completely out of nowhere, kicks her foot up between my legs but stops a few inches away from my sack. I flinch and quickly cover my junk and step back and made an "ohhh" face, and Chelsey burst out laughing and said "I really could have kicked you in the *balls* there!". Then other girl giggled too, and while looking directly at my crotch said "yeah, THAT would hurt". She was a volleyball player and cute as shit. I still remember checking out her perfectly sculpted ass and cameltoe in those tight volleyball shorts she wore.

Chelsey responded "Yeah it really does. Every guy I've seen it happen to falls down crying, holding his poor balls and rolls around. They are just so vulnerable, even a little tap hurts! I can't count the number of times I accidently swung my hand into a guys balls. And not only do your little balls hurt, but the pain goes up into your stomach making you feel sick like you're gonna throw up. You can't stand up or walk, and you guys make the funniest faces. And it hurts like that for at least 10 or 20 minutes. After the worst of the pain goes away, your balls still ache for hours or days. It really must suck to be a guy." She said all this to me while the girls laughed and i'm just standing there awkwardly.

She went on for a few minutes talking like this. I forget everything because it happened a while ago but the girls mentioned a few times they either saw a guy get kicked in the balls or times they kicked a guy and what happened to him in detail. The whole conversation was almost giving me sympathy pain so at one point I grabbed my junk. Chelsey saw this and teased me "Ewwww why are you touching your dick?! Let go!" so I did. As soon as I moved my hands away, she gave me another swift kick between the legs, this time she came so close to actually kicking me. She laughed and taunted "HA! I could have got you again! Dude you're just standing there with your legs wide open, your balls are just *hanging there*, asking to be kicked. Do you want me to make you cry?"

After she did that, teasing me to move my hands only to pretend to kick me again, I had enough of the embarrassment and abruptly told the girls that I'm just gonna go back inside, and left. I could hear them giggling as I walked away. I've gone through this memory so many times, it was unbelievable how it happened. She seemed to really enjoy teasing me. And it wasn't the only time this would happen.

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**#2**

Several years later during my last year at college my roommates and I were drinking like usual. We had over some girls that lived in a house next to ours. I got into a conversation with one girl about martial arts. When I was a kid I took like a summers worth of classes and the girl did the same. We went outside to show each other the few moves we learned. With so little training, what we learned basically amounted to simple self defense. I would do a really slow attack like a punch or grab and she would show me what she would do to defend herself. The girl wasn't particularly attractive, she had a normal looking face but she was a little bit overweight. But with all the beer we had been drinking, it was still a fun time we were having. We did a few different situations/attacks when she told me something that got my heart racing.

"You know, I know we're just playing around, but if you were really attacking me, I would just try to kick you in the balls." Here we go, I thought. She went on "Because you're so much stronger than me,
instead of trying to fight you its safer if I just go for your weakspot, and for all guys, your weakest spot is your balls. I know it REALLY hurts. They are just so vulnerable, its the perfect place to aim. Just one hit and any guy will just go right down on the ground in pain and I can run away. And plus, if you're attacking, you're not thinking about protecting your balls and there are so many ways I can hit them. Let me show you, take a fighting stance." She proceeded to act out every different way from different positions she could attack my groin and talked about it. I played along and actually started getting aroused from the conversation.

I took a normal fighting stance. "See the way your legs are wide open? Even if you try to block it, as you move you're constantly giving me openings." She explained. She sent me a quick kick between my legs "I could kick you in the balls, I could knee your balls" as she sent up a quick knee. She wasn't actually trying to hit me but I covered my junk anyway and she said "See even if you block it, then you aren't defending other places. If we're moving around eventually you'll leave your balls undefended and there's other ways I can get you. If you're behind me I can swing my fist backwards and punch your balls (as she showed me) or kick my foot backwards up into your balls (as she showed me). If you try and grab my arm from the front, I can swing my other hand up into your balls or my knee. If you grab me, as a last resort, I can even move my hands down and grab and squeeze your balls until you let go, and trust me, you will. With your legs open, the move is just always available to me, and I only need to hit you once." I could only agree with her, and all the talk and with her acting out the moves, I got hard and tried to shift it around so she didn't notice.

That's when she paused and stared down at my crotch for a few seconds with a smirk and said what I'll always remember "You know, after talking so much about it, I kind of want to kick you in the nuts now....". I didn't have time to say anything because she immediately launched herself towards me in a few quick steps. Once right in front of me she flung her right foot up quickly towards my crotch. I was easily able to bend forward and drop my hands down to catch and block her foot, except she pulled her kick back right before making contact with my hands and sort of dodged around and under my hands with an outstretched fist and whipped it right up into my crotch hard, tricking me. She missed my balls but instead her fist made contact my hard dick. It hurt about as much as hitting your dick hurts so despite catching me off guard like that, I largely escaped pain. She jumped back smiling wide but looked at me kinda confused because for some reason, my response was do that Mutombo finger wag shaking it like "no no no". Haha why did I do that, It was just sort of quiet then. She told me that was fun but she's gonna go back inside now, and she eventually left. God dammit, I could have made it less weird but I didn't think she was gonna hit me in my hard ass dick. Oh well.

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**#3**

The final situation was my personal favorite because it involved the hottest girls that I used to be friends with. There was also alcohol involved. The girls were all beautiful in different ways. Jess had curly hair and the biggest tits of all, ended up marrying my one best friend. Uma looked exactly like Uma Thurman in her prime, and I ended up fucking her in the future. She never really hit my balls before but a few times she alluded to kicking me in the balls and one time she was resting her feet on my lap when I told her to be careful, so she lightly punted my junk with her heel with a laugh. "Rihanna" was a Caribbean girl and god was she sexy. Perfect figure, caramel complexion, plump ass and tits, and a smile that could stop traffic. The main girl in this story we lovingly referred to her as McTits.

McTits seemed to get enjoyment from either hitting balls or threatening to do so. She was a fire cracker with huge tits with a thin waist. Once while out partying we got into an argument with some random guys and afterwards she was steaming and said "I should have just kicked them all in the fucking balls". She often joked about hitting us guys in the balls. One morning after partying we were sitting together on the couch when I was teasing her for being hungover. "If you don't shut your mouth, I will punch you right in the fucking dick" she snapped. I'm propped up with my legs spread wide on the couch so I just kept going at her. She eventually got up, leaned over me and hammer fisted my junk HARD. She ran to the other side of the room laughing and jumped up and down, her huge braless tits in her night t-shirt with a delayed swing behind her movements before she bent over with hands on her knees showing cleavage, looking at me with a confused look because I didn't have the reaction she expected.

She missed my balls and punched my soft dick instead. She hit the head, and it actually stung a lot, but I was more annoyed than in the terrible pain if she got my balls like she tried to do. She asked if she missed my balls and I said "Yes, you literally hit me in the dick". She sat back down next to me so disappointed and complained about missing while I rubbed my sore dick, which still hurt a bit. But anyway, back to the main story.

We are at a big outdoors cookout. We were finishing up eating and I got up from my spot to got to the beer tent to refill my empty cup. I had to walk past the girls who were all sitting together gossiping. As I passed them, for some reason Rihanna looks up and flicks out a backhand at my crotch and shouts out "NUTCHECK!". I cover up and act funny about it when all the other girls stop talking to watch me and laugh hard. Rihanna turns to them "Oh no, I didn't actually hit him". McTits then decided to go off on a long drunk tangent that I remember word for word.

"Oh I know, I just find it hilarious the way guys act when they take a shot in the balls. When a guy is acting like a dick, there's nothing I love more in this world, then to give him a big, swift kick, right in the fucking balls. Then I get to watch him sink to the ground, clutching his bruised manhood, *writhing* in pain, struggling to breath, while I stand over him laughing. Its just so funny. Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much that all you have to do is suggest it to a guy and he wincing in pain and he'll beg you to not do it. I gotta say i'm glad i'm a woman."

After she finished the girls were all smiling and nodding, giggling hard. Rihanna turned to me "Look at him! He doesn't know what to say because he knows its true." They all laughed at me while I just stood there. I told them I need more beer and excused myself and left them there talking and laughing about guys balls. God that was embarrassing but it was hot as hell. Made out with Uma later, Rihanna walked in on us kissing, I looked at her and she almost looked mad and hurt. Damn. Luckily she didn't kick me in the balls (or unluckily I should say). Nothing else special happened that night other than me playing flip cup and hitting on someones grandmother.

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I feel like these situations were really strange and rare but its happened to me a few times, they must have affected me somewhat. Women embarrassing me about my balls is probably my favorite now. I thought situations like this would end but they seem to occasionally keep happening. These stories take a while to type up, so I'm gonna take a break and in some time I'll write about some more recent situations. Thanks for reading.