Women at bars talking about ballbusting (continued)

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***Customers***

While bartending, you hear all kinds of weird and interesting conversations happening between people that are drinking. And there were some silly instances where we had on special these fried mozzarella balls and some women would look me in the eyes and say things like "How are your balls?" or "I'm thinking about your balls" lol it would catch me off guard. If you are ever in a bar that has peanuts, the same thing will happen there. But I was lucky enough to hear a few women specifically talking about hitting guys in the balls. I usually wouldn't catch the entire conversation but if I heard certain words and phrases, I would always focus and block out all the other noise, almost by instinct.

**The racially ambiguous girl**

This girl was sitting at the bar during happy hour all by herself. It was pretty quiet so I could chat her up while she sipped cocktails. She was very cute, and if I had to guess, she was maybe a mix of Persian and Caribbean. She was nice, and spoke softly but slowly and confidently. Our conversation ended when she took a phone call, it sounded like a friend of hers, so I moved away and did other things. I only starting listening to her conversation when she got louder because her friend must have been complaining about her boyfriend. I could only hear one side of the conversation but I could imagine what they were talking about.

"What did he do this time?" she said and paused while listening to the response.

"Wow girl. Well did you pop him?" she said with a smile and almost immediately responded "Noooooo, in his diiiiick". She listened for a moment before squeaking out a big laugh.

"After you popped him.....did he cry?" After listening for a few seconds she started laughing even harder.

"Wow ok, you're crazy. Listen, I'm almost finished with my drink. Lemme call you back so you can tell me the rest haha"

She swallowed her drink and paid, and was soon on her way. I wish I could hear what she was laughing about.

**Revenge on a cheating boyfriend**

Two young cute white girls sat down at the bar, both blond hair, both sad. They took forever to order a drink because they seemed to be in an intense conversation. It sounded like the sadder girl broke up with her boyfriend recently. Soon I heard sad girl tell the not as sad girl "So I heard you saw Mark yesterday." Mark must have been the ex boyfriend. Sad girl continued "Did you kick him in the balls?"

Less sad girl looked away for a second before responding "He cheated on you, yes I did, screw him."

"I didn't ask you to do that. If I wanted to kick Mark in the balls, I would have." Sad girl said flatly.

Less sad girl argued "But he deserved it, no guy is gonna treat my best friend like that without getting his balls kicked in."

Sad girl finished the conversation by saying "It wasn't your decision to make.....but thanks for standing up for me."

Less sad girl- "You're welcome.....after I kicked Mark, he sure wasn't standing" and to that they both shared a big, well needed laugh and flagged me down to order their drinks. I knew they were ready because I was stealth listening and tried to act surprised that they were ready.

**Another revenge story**

This one was my favorite. It was a slow, rainy night when two sexy thick ladies walked in. I'd seen them before, one was a white woman with straight red hair, the other a black woman with a big afro, both petite but also so thick in all the right places. They are usually dressed nice but tonight they seemed to have put in an extra effort, wearing short skirts and heels. I eventually figured out that the redhead was having guy troubles. She was telling her friend about how she randomly ran into her boyfriend out in town the other night. He had told her he was out of town or something but she found him out with another woman.

It was dead so I could hear them talking, redhead was talking about how she confronted her boyfriend and his date, but I wasn't particularly interested. I was browsing on my phone but my ears perked up when I heard redhead say "Oh, and here is the best part. Knowing you, you'll love this. He actually called the police on ME!.....Because when I saw him, the first thing I did was storm over there and kick him right in the balls."

I don't know if I made a face or if my eyes went wide when I heard that, but when afro head heard it, she turned to look at me behind the bar and she let out the biggest laugh you can imagine while looking me in the eyes. I thought her reaction was hot, and I liked how after hearing about her friend kicking balls, she immediately looked to me, the only guy around. Redhead turned to me also laughing but she goes "wait.....are you listening?!" She said it in an accusatory way and I nervously explained that I wasn't listening, but that I *can* hear them talking since there's nothing else going on. That seemed to make her feel better so she went back to telling the story to afrohead, but in a hushed voice.

Redhead talked for a few more minutes and I didn't know what was being said, other than giggles, until I hear afrohead say loud what she thought about redheads story. She said this as if she was talking directly to the boyfriend. "Like really dude? What did you expect was gonna happen? If you're upset, file a restraining order go right ahead, but nobody cares what happened to you. Understand that you lied, so you got kicked in your balls. Its over. There's nothing you can do about it."

Mic drop haha. That was the end of their story, but when they left, they had to run across the street in the rain to catch their uber so I got to watch them bounce around while I replayed their convo in my head.

That's all for now, next time I'll tell about the times I was a customer and heard other hot bartenders talk about ballbusting. It's gonna be worth the read. Take care guys.