Brother begging for balls back..

My brother and I were arguing in the living room, his friends were on their way over, and he wanted me to put on a more modest top .

I politely declined, and then he took a throw blanket and covered me up with it. I just painted my nails and they were almost dry its smudged them!

I was so pissed off !

He just had on thin basketball shorts and was swinging freely, I decided I was going to get even, as he walked away I swiftly snuck up behind him and reached up the left side and took a hold of what was mine after all, I ruled this household, and he knew it.

I pulled him down to the Ground by then, and he let out a really funny squeal 😝

Guys are so much weaker than girls, and they need to be reminded quite often .

I kept yanking and pulling and i took a hold of his weenie too. He tried to yell , but hardly anything came out. They felt like warm putty and were stretched to maximum capacity. Almost like Dads! I was certain they will always hang lower after yesterday’s lesson-

He was pleading and begging and apologizing.

As i gripped his stupid fat useless balls i bent his weenie too-

He finally after about 10 min tapped my arm like in those stupid wrestling shows . How humiliating for him hahaha 🤣

He was laying there in the fetal position for a while, the doorbell rang and i let his friends in, he tried to get up but couldn’t,

They asked what happened and I said he sat down too fast on the wooden kitchen bar stool

And the three of them said “ahhhhh” like those alien toys in the machine in toy story 🤣🤣

I went and got him a bag of ice and the friends said what a good sister I was -

My brothers eyes got as big as his big fat stupid balls when they said that 😂

I said “ I know and they all need to be careful, even though I can tell yours arent as big as my brothers or dads , they are still very delicate and can be harmed very unexpectedly!

Two gulped and the 3rd grabbed and held his tiny grapes , how enlightening and vulnerable for 4 older males to be timid for a younger girl like me who cant relate to what they were feeling emotionally and physically 🥜